this is such an accurate representation of my life
(Source: gentle-insomnia)
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
(Source: brennablueskies)
(Source: inkf3cted)
Words of the wise
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Track Name
She (Acapella Version)
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Album
Dookie
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Artist
Green Day
my feeels.
i like the harmonies in the chorus
(Source: am-i-retarded-or-overjoyed)
Damn that boy’s seductive smile
(Source: fightuntilvictorious)
(Source: anarchy-c0bain)
LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
im done with this site man
or i mean you could just ask me
